Penn E. loves two things - puns and Penelope Cruz. His go-to meal is a bowl of penne pasta with a bottle of Pennot Grigio. He only watches films starring Pen Affleck, Pen Stiller or Sean Penn. His favourite athlete is Pen Roethlisberger - because he plays in Pennsylvania. He likes anything associated with pennapple but hates everything related to pennut butter. His family and friends all say he's a pen in the ass.